when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
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there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher
UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING
(Source: stridazzle, via scars-onthe-heart)
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
are you satan
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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beatno matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via scars-onthe-heart)
lets make a test
who is easier to summon
1. Pizza?
2. Yahoo Staff?
3. Vegans?
4. Satan?
lets wait and see the result
ha ha ha i win
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